It prescribes five graduated levels of goss (or states of alert) for the Dickheads. It increases in severity from GOSSCON 5 (least severe) to GOSSCON 1 (most severe) to match varying levels of goss.
|Goss condition||Exercise term||Description|
|GOSSCON 1||SLIME TIME||Life altering goss. This level involved real-life verbal and physical altercations.|
|GOSSCON 2||CASPER SMASH||Next step to nuclear goss. Examples include the infamous Rape List Video and the serving of the Lolsuit.|
|GOSSCON 3||PITCHED TENT||Elevated levels of goss. Goss tidbits, chat leaks, general cuckoldry|
|GOSSCON 4||HALF MAST||Typical levels of goss. Usually involves making fun of Maddox's latest gaffs.|
|GOSSCON 5||LIMP DICK||Lowest state of goss|